If I said the world was flat
And dragons waited at the edge
You’d kind of laugh. Oh wouldn’t you?
If I said the moon was cheese
Gorgonzola, maybe Brie
You’d kind of smirk. Yea wouldn’t you?
But He changed water into wine
He died, and then came back to life, you say
And you don’t even blink,. Do you?
That’s some imaginary friend!
That’s your imaginary friend.
And the Red Sea it was parted ,
God’s children liberated
But I have a query:
These shows never happen in living memory?
And the same book says ‘Go take this Land’
Those other folk must understand
They ain’t my children
So His omnipresence ain’t for everyone?
And for those who think that heaven waits
For suicides who kill and mutilate
I thought you said: Your – God- was – Great
Your imaginary friend
That’s your imaginary friend.
(Chorus)
Don’t let him tell us who is first and second class.
Don’t let him tell us who is damned and who is blessed
Don’t let him tell us who we should and shouldn’t kill
Don’t let him tell us who we can and cannot love
5,000 die in an earthquake
A survivor blinks into the light and says
‘Thank God for His mercy.’
‘Mercy?!’ Hey where’s your neighbours?’
And we’re living with this modern plague
His messengers say ‘Abstain’s the way.´
Callate! Its condom protection.
And best get it now cos if you believe,
That virgins wait in some paradise
Something just got lost in translation
By your imaginary friend
Just your imaginary friend
(Repeat chorus)
If I said the world was flat
And dragons waited at the edge
You’d kind of laugh. Wouldn’t you?