{"id":1055,"date":"2017-05-10T02:17:44","date_gmt":"2017-05-10T01:17:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/lqmusic-wp\/songs\/a-bank-robbers-lament\/"},"modified":"2017-09-08T21:50:27","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T20:50:27","slug":"a-bank-robbers-lament","status":"publish","type":"song","link":"https:\/\/www.latinquartermusic.com\/de\/lied\/a-bank-robbers-lament\/","title":{"rendered":"A Bank Robber&#8217;s Lament"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I spent 3 years in Long Lartin, 4 more in the Scrubs<br \/>\n 18 months in Parkhurst, I really have paid my subs<br \/>\n But while I was in Dartmoor on my third OU degree<br \/>\n I saw the error of my ways, it\u2019s easy now I see.<\/p>\n<p>I know now what I should have been<br \/>\n I know now what I should have been<br \/>\n You don\u2019t need no mask nor gun<br \/>\n No risks but lots of fun<br \/>\n I know now what I should have been.<br \/>\n I should have been a banker.<\/p>\n<p>Engrossed in my studies and reading Bertolt Brecht<br \/>\n I came across his apercu &#8211; really quite correct<br \/>\n What Bertie said was pertinent, this you must agree<br \/>\n It makes more sense to start a bank, than to rob one<br \/>\n Can\u2019t you see?<\/p>\n<p>I know now what I should have been<br \/>\n I know now what I should have been<br \/>\n Don\u2019t need no mask nor gun<br \/>\n No risks but lots of fun<br \/>\n I know now what I should have been.<br \/>\n I should have been a banker.<\/p>\n<p>I could have worn my ski mask on some fancy Alpine slope<br \/>\n I could have used my shotgun for bagging grouse with noble folk<br \/>\n I could have robbed ten million and never once gone to jail<br \/>\n My brief could have taken the judge aside and said<br \/>\n This one is too big to fail.<\/p>\n<p>I know now what I should have been<br \/>\n I know now what I should have been<br \/>\n Don\u2019t need no mask nor gun<br \/>\n No risks but lots of fun<br \/>\n I know now what I should have been.<br \/>\n What I should have been,<br \/>\n I should have been a banker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":985,"template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_swt_meta_header_display":false,"_swt_meta_footer_display":false,"_swt_meta_site_title_display":false,"_swt_meta_sticky_header":false,"_swt_meta_transparent_header":false},"class_list":["post-1055","song","type-song","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.latinquartermusic.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/song\/1055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.latinquartermusic.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/song"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.latinquartermusic.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/song"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.latinquartermusic.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.latinquartermusic.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.latinquartermusic.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}